Boots on the ground and umbrellas in my drinks

In an awesome display of synergy, massive buyout fund the Carlyle Group has purchased the Oriental Trading Company. Now not only will this shadowy group make money from the war in Iraq, they’ll profit from its reconstruction as well because I know novelty plastic monkeys and cocktail weiner American Flags will be popular at the Shiite Sunni parties.

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