Turns out my friend Andy Ballard and I were both in New York City this week. Andy was there on Monday night, and I arrived late Tuesday night.

Andy and I both stayed at the Hudson Hotel.

And Andy and I both got bumped up to The Apartment, this ridiculously swanky and spacious suite.

Andy had the better time though. He had two messages on his answering machine from Corey Feldman looking for the person who stayed in The Apartment the previous evening.