My Autobody Shop Has a Sense of Humor

Email disclaimer signature from my autobody shop. Example of why social media is so great for small businesses because their voice can be much more personal than large companies. Imagine if this had to go through legal at Midas –> “We’re concerned you might be offending the French”

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