Even if you’ve never bought hotel room porn, champagne room lapdances or other prurient transactions, most people are familiar with the billing practices associated with said purchases. “Discreetly billed to your credit card as XYZ Industries” or some other innocuous sounding corporate entity to prevent spouses, bosses and other prying eyes from knowing the truth behind your $300 charge.
This got me thinking – imagine purchasing something so distasteful that you actually wanted it billed to your credit card as porn.
“Jihad of the Month” reoccurring donation commitment. Um why don’t you bill that to my Visa as “Filthy Teen Sluts” instead.
“101 Ways to Abuse Your Child” premium website membership. Uh yeah, that shows up on your credit card statement as “MonkeySexClub” — much more socially acceptable.
Sweetie, what’s this charge for $250 to “Bum Jizz?” “Um, nothing, i just really really love to watch homeless men go at it.” (Internal monologue: “whew, she didn’t find out about my mass order for Klan robes.”)
It is a novel idea. However, before even trying to define how such product can be brought to market, one has to wonder – are customers with such indiscretions able to grasp how valuable such a service is?
that reminds me of the time homer was not supposed to be going to moes and marge caught him and his defense was “hmm, I was buying pornagraphy”
what the hell is this? I mean that part of “101 way to abuse your childs”? in this world everyday appear something more sick than yesterday.